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Love Letter to the Cleveland Bagel Company

Ilana McNamara 24

Ive been gone for a month, and I couldnt stop thinking about you. Ive been a wreck, searching the streets and scouring all the bagel shops to find something like you. Ive even tried making pale imitations of you, kneading, shaping, and boiling dough, but its just not the same. Youre special, one of a kind.

Some people might say Cleveland? Bagels? No way! They think youre inferior to New York, or some other place with authentic bagels, but I know the truth. Youre different and youre wonderful, perfect in my eyes. I almost didnt believe it at first. But the first bite into your soft, doughy interior proved me wrong. I would never doubt you now. 

Im lucky that youre everywhere around me. In Stevenson Dining Hall, at Decafe, at the Local, in Slow Train, at events around campus - I cant escape you. And I wouldnt want to. Just you, me, and some whipped cream cheese is what heaven looks like in my eyes. And I recognize that sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing. I save you for special occasions, for times that I want to enjoy myself. But also sometimes I eat four of you in a day. Self-restraint is hard when it comes to you. 

Although all of your varieties are wonderful (Cinnamon Cranberry for the Sweet Tooths! Plain for the Traditionalists! Sea Salt for the Pirates! Everything for the Adventurers! Sesame for the Streets! Poppy for the Opium Addicts?), I have a soft spot for you, Rosemary Sea Salt. Your flavors are unmatched. Your color is exquisite (Green, my favorite! How did you know? Im blushing). Youre just different enough that I know Ill never find anything else like you. 

I hope our love isnt one-sided. I dont think it is, because your love for me shines through when I come back to you after a long day, or more accurately, at breakfast before a long day. You make me feel things I cant help but to write questionable prose poetry about. 

What we have is special, but I know Im not the only one that feels this way about you. Youre (but you dont need awards for me to know that youre superior), and youre sold out all the time. People cant get enough of you. And while I would love to have you all to myself, youre too good not to share. Everyone should have a piece of you at least once. 

I know our time is limited. I only have five years here, and who knows where Ill be after that. But I promise to never forget you, and to relish all the moments I have with you. Its difficult every break when we have to part, but coming back to 厙ぴ勛圖 means coming back to you.

a hand gently caresses a bagel with rosemary and cream cheese, wrapped in foil, on a sunny day
the love of my life <3

 

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